Monday, March 5, 2007

Mixed signals - Anatomy of a Hookup

The boy calls and calls 5 or 6 times a day (this is not including text messages). The girl gets annoyed but actually begins to enjoy the extra attention.

Time goes on. The boy conquers. Beds up with beautiful young woman.

He obliges her, by calling for and taking her on one more date. The calls stop.

However, she thinks to herself... Did I do something? Did I send mixed signals?

She calls. Reaches out. He says "I've missed you, can I see you when I return?" "Of course" she says relunctantly "I would like that."

The gorgeous, much younger than he, woman, truly believes that she was in the wrong, decides to text message, once more, in order to reassure her lover that she is indeed very interested in him. "Welcome home, I hope you have a great day."

"Thx" he responds.

Bunny's Rant begins here:

Now that you know this tragic (for him) hollywood hook up story, my question for you is: Why the hell would you even pick up your phone if you truly were not interested in seeing this woman again?

I understand perfectly that you boys truly ONLY love us because of the tight wet pleasure that we can offer you, however, why would you guys insist on continuously leading us on. You do know that we are working in cooporate America now, some of us are your boss' and most of us are smarter than you. We can take it if you just want one roll in the hay with us. If we call, it's because of our own insecurities, and basically has almost nothing to do with you. So get over yourselves fellas, and don't buy into the fact that we really care about you just because we give it up one night. We like sex too.

And guess what, we like the attention you boys give us, however, there's something that you really should know: We're going to get the attention whether it's from you or someone else.

1 comment:

longstrokes said...

The question is...was the sex worth all the work put in to FINALLY get it?