Jaded Hearts and Wacky Eating Disorders

Lola, our broken hearted temptress, has been officially diagnosed with an urban eating disorder. An urban eating disorder is onset by one's geological location, particularly one who resides in a area densely populated by models and actress' (aka career Bulimics).

Symptoms:

Last night for dinner she ate popcorn, a spoonful of peanut butter, then at 10:30 she finished off what was left of a Tony's frozen pizza. That's not so bad right. Our patient is eating. However, after becoming so guilt-ridden Lola scrambled to the medicine cabinet to devour 3 laxatives.

Rumble, Rumble.

And today, she wants to have MacDonald's for lunch.