True Religion

The truth about religion is a tough one to wrap your brain around, unless you look at it literally.

According to my new found favorite website www.dictionary.com, religion is: a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

Ok, now that we are all in understanding as to the "actual" definition of the word is, let me explain to you what the "literal or Los Angeles" sense of the word means.

Some of you are thinking that the Religious divide is between the Christian or Western world, if you will, and the Muslim or Middle Eastern world. However, this is infact, not the case. Here in the biggest melting pot in the world, Los Angeles, we know the truth about spirituality. We know that true creed, is all about what we wear (and in some cases what we drive). And for us big city folks, our diety is denim!

This ritual, is now being taken over by the people from Mars. That means that MEN are moving into our jeans. And by saying that I don't mean "getting lucky" or "hitting it" or "taking off our jeans," I mean dudes all over the world are enjoying our pants ladies. The lovely, soft, already well worn dungarees are overworked by the "hunters and gathers." First, it's our jeans and before long, these people will be wearing our shoes.