Crossdressing for dummies

Crossdressing. It makes you powerful, playboys, feel like men huh? Well, remember that next time you decide to let us in on your little "fantasies" that when you fuck us over, we will tell ALL of our friends. So, if you don't want us to send out the "all company" email, either don't share your dirty little secrets, hide the extra large women's clothes that you harbor in your closet, OR just call the next day. You guys, say that we're the emotional ones, but as soon as your buddy you share a cubicle with starts ignoring you in the office, because he's afraid that you're really gay, and you start crying about how shitty we are... remember how logical it all really is.

To make it perfectly clear I have made an outline:

1) Don't tell me that you can ONLY get off when wearing women's clothes.
2) Hide the extra large clothes that are in your closet. (we know if you are in bed with a size 4 tonight, that you are ABSOLUTELY NOT in bed with a size 14 tomorrow night).

OR

3) Just call us the next day.

So, for all of you women wanna bes, it's simple. Don't fuck us, and we won't fuck you. Literally!