Love Lessons From the Past

There is a reason for everything. We live, we learn and we move on, but it's what we take with us that is the most important. For the new year, I am going to remember all of the love lessons that I have had, in hopes that this will help me prepare for the next mister right now.

Lesson 1) The Hot High School Sweetheart: Forever is a long time.
Lesson 2) The Prom Date: The Euros are more passionate, but more likely to cheat.
Lesson 3) Brick - The Baseball Player: Love is never just about being hot.
Lesson 4) The J Crew Model: Bad kisser equals bad sex.
Lesson 5) The Actor: All actors are narcissist. Strictly off limits. No exceptions.
Lesson 6) The CE: Jewish boys love spanking.
Lesson 7) The Agent: Mountain biking can sometimes be more important than you think. And Strawberry Hill is a HARD ride full of mountain lions.
Lesson 8) The Writers Assistant: Being really honest, is the only way to go. Even when it feels like a mistake, it will make the eventual break up occur much sooner. Eliminating some of the pain.
Lesson 9) The Rocket Scientist: Fabulous abs go much further than you think.
Lesson 10) The Doctor: Sometimes the first date didn't go as well as you thought.
Lesson 11) The Politician: Samatha from Who's the Boss was every man's first love.
Lesson 12) The TV Writer: In order to become emotionally intimate with someone you must open up. Meaning, you have to talk about your deepest fears, etc.
Lesson 13) The Bike Rider: A man that rides a bike for a living, may phyiscally look like a grown up, but in reality he is absolutely not an adult.
Lesson 14) The NYE Kiss: Artists are highly emotional.
Lesson 15) The Feature Writer: Cubby boys, with tons of tattoos really aren't my thing.
Lesson 16) The Producer: There is a way for a man to get me naked on a second date, without even seeing my body.
Lesson 17) The Fiance: Boys can indeed be just as crazy as girls.
Lesson 18) The Boss: Calling back a man back is essential. Otherwise they move on without giving you any warning.
Lesson 19) Frenchie: Go with the flow.